Q: What is a astronaut's favorite place on the notebook?
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A: The space bar!
Womens are like computer virus...
they ENTER your life...
SEARCH your pocket...
SHIFT your balance ...
CONTROL your life...
when you become an old version DELET
you from the system
Why did the computer get cold?
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Because it forgot to close windows.
"Knock, knock.Who's there?"
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very long pause...
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"Java."
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define "Great" he said,
"I want to write stuff that the whole world will read,
stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
A computer technician says
"Why even have a 3-chip Hi-Def camcorder
if you can't calibrate the white balance"!!!!!!!
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Gemma: Awful!
