Husband: “Oh the weather is lovely today. Shall we go out for a quick jog?“ Wife: “Hahaha, I love the way you pronounce ‘Shall we go out and have a cake’!”
Daddy did you know that girls are smarter than boys?
No, I didn’t know that.
There you go.
Late one night a mugger wearing a mask stopped
a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs.
"Give me your money,"
he demanded. Scandalized, the man replied,
"You can’t do this – I’m a US Congressman!"
"Oh! In that case," smiled the robber,
"Give me MY money!"
Q.What do you call a deer with no eyes? A.I have no I-Deer.
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A man goes to the lawyer: “What is your fee?”
Lawyer says: “1000 US dollars for 3 questions.”
Man: “Wow - so much! Isn’t it a bit expensive?”
Lawyer: “Yes, what is your third question?”
