My friend thinks he is smart.
He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry,
so I threw a coconut at his face.
A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner.
Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell
the kids what kind of meat it is,
but will give them a clue and let them guess.
The dad said, "Well it's what Mommy calls me sometimes."
The little girl screamed to her brother,
"Don't eat it. Its an asshole!
Pati: Aaj khane me kya banaogi?
Biwi: Jo tum kaho…
Pati: Daal chawal banao
Biwi: Abhi kal hi to khaye the
Pati: To sabji bana lo
Biwi: Bahcche nahi khate
Pati: fir keema?
Biwi: mujhe allergy hai
Pati: Parantha?
Biwi: Raat ko paranthe kaun khata hai?
Pati: Kadhi?
Biwi: Dahi nahi hai
Pati: Fir kya banaogi?
Biwi: JO TUM KAHO!
