अंग्रेज:- हमने चांद पर पानी और बर्फ की खोज
कर ली है...
नन्दन
:- तो हमें अब सिर्फ दारू और नमकीन लेकर
आना है... tongue.png grin.png smile.png
A child asked his father,
"How were people born?"
So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on."
The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him,
"We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now.
" The child ran back to his father and said,
"You lied to me!" His father replied,
"No,
your mom was talking about her side of the family."
HE:"Do u hv a bf?"
SHE:"Yes! Who r u?"
HE:"Tera bhai..Ruk kamini gahr aata hu dhulai krne!"
ANOTHER UNKNOWN CALL-
HE"Do u hv a bf?"
SHE-"Oh no no! Who r u?"
HE-"I m ur bf..Cheat u broke my heart!"
SHE-"Oh darling sorry I thought u r my bro!"
HE-"Tera bhai hi hu kamini....Aaj to bas ghar aane ki der hai!"
Bihari Aurat Cheque Cash karane gai
Clerk- Sign karo
Aurat- Kaise?
Clerk- Jaise Khat k end me likhti ho.
Aurat ne likha-
"TOHAR CHUMMA KE INTEJAR Me, BiiiJLi.!
A Girl Checks Her Weight = 58kg .
Removes Sandal = 56.
Then Dupatta = 52
Now Coins Finished.......
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A Boy In A Q Behind Her
Said
Ü Carry On"",
I Have Coins!
Wat Is Common Betwn McDonald & 2days Share Market..
Dono Jagah Hmare Baap Dada K Jmane K
PRICE Chal Rahe He
