A child asked his father,
"How were people born?" So his father said,
"Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies,
and so on." The child then went to his mother,
asked her the same question and she told him,
"We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now."
The child ran back to his father and said,
"You lied to me!" His father replied,
"No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
Insurance clerk: "Where were you born, Sir?"
Man: "In the United States."
Insurance clerk: "OK, and which part?"
Man: "My entire body."
A man hired a lawyer when he got sued by his company for embezzlement of many millions.
At the beginning of the process, the lawyer kindly reassured him:
„Don’t worry, you’ll never go to jail with that amount of money.“
And the lawyer was right.
When the man did go to jail eventually,
he didn’t have a penny anymore.
Waiter, take your thumb off my schnitzel immediately!”
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“Oh yeah? And have it fall down again!?”
A man goes to the lawyer: “What is your fee?”
Lawyer says: “1000 US dollars for 3 questions.”
Man: “Wow - so much! Isn’t it a bit expensive?”
Lawyer: “Yes, what is your third question?”
