In a "Mental Hospital"
A journalist asked the Doctor:
Journalist: How do u determine whether to,
admit a patient or not?
Doctor: Well, We'd fill a Bathtub & give a teaspoon,
a glass & a bucket to the patient &
ask them to empty the Bathtub...
Journalist: Oh, Obviously a normal person
would use da bucket bcoz its bigger...
Doctor: "No, A normal person would pull da drain plug!!
Please go to bed No.39; We will start further investigations"...
Aap ne bhi bucket soocha tha na.....
please go to bed no. 40
Girl: Main kisi aur se shaadi kar rahi hoon,
Mujhe bhool jao…
Boy: Na tere aane ki khushi,
Aur na tere jaane ka gham,
Dusri patayenge tu jaa behen,
Aaj se tera kissa khatam!
If a single teacher can’t teach all the subjects
then
how could you expect a single student to learn all subjects.
For Boys:
WAY 2 IMPRESS a GIRL
Respect her,
Honour her
Love her,
Protect her and
Care for her
BUT
For Girls :
HOW 2 IMPRESS A BOY
Just Smile :-)
Senapati batao ki hum Shivaji ko kyu Nahi dhund pa rahe hain??
Senapati:
kyoki Maharaj ham Mughal Hain Google Nahi !
Ma Mera Dil Nahi Lagta Collage Ki Padhai Mein,
Ma Mera Dil Nahi Lagta Collage Ki Padhai Mein,
Ab bas Meri Shadi Kar do Jun Ya July Mein!!
