Apna Baccha roye, toh dil me dard hota hai.
Aur doosre ka roye, toh sir me!
Apni Biwi roye, toh sir me dard hota hai.
Aur doosre ki roye, toh dil me!
Sab prabhu ki maya hai!
Wife: Janu kya main tumhare sapnon me aati hu.
Husband: Nahi.
Wife: Kyun?
Husband: Main “hanuman chalisa” padh kar sota hun!
Wife:
Agar meri shaadi kisi ‘Raakshas’ se bhi ho jaati
to bhi main itni pareshan nahin hoti,
jitni main tumhare saath hoon!
Husband:
Arrey pagli, Blood relation mein shaadiya kaha hoti hai?
Wife trolled!
ndian wife sanskaro wali hoti hai
Wo kabhi sabke samne apne pati ko
“Abe Gadhe” aur
“Oye Gadhe” ya
“Sun Gadhe”
nahi bolti
Isliye wo short me
“A.G. / O.G./ Suno G” Kehti hain..
Shaadi ki function chal raha tha.. Pati apni patni ke sath waha pahuncha, Thodi der baad patni ne dekha ki wo kisi mahila se hans-hans kar baat kar raha hai.. Patni ne paas aakar kaha: Main ghar pahunch kar, tumhari Garam paani ki sikaayi kar ke Iodex laga dungi!! Pati: Par mujhe chot kaha lagi hai? Patni: Abhi hum ghar bhi kaha pahunche hain?
