An insurance agent called
our medical office.
One of our
doctors had filled out a medically necessary leave-of-absence
form
for a patient, but, the agent said,
the
patient had altered it.
The giveaway?
The return-to-work date had been changed to February 30.
I guess this is what happens after you’ve worked at
the same place for a while.
I was eating at a fast-food restaurant
when an employee began his shift by walking into the kitchen area and calling out,
“Honey, I’m home!”
Client to designer:
“It doesn’t really look purple.
It looks more like a mixture of red and blue.”
Client: Please remove the unnecessary circle at the end of the sentence.
Me: You mean … the period?
Client: I don’t care what you designers call it; it is unsightly. Delete it.
