5th class ka student apne dost se: Kitna MuskiL H SchooL Ki
"Teacher" Se Pyar Karna,
2 Dost: kyun?
"LOVE-LETTER" Beja Tha...
Home Work Samz Ke Check kar DIA.
Teacher: What makes you see?
Bobyjack: My eyes, my nose and my ears.
Teacher: True for the eyes but why for your ears and nose?
Bobyjack: It's to hold my glasses!!!
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students:
"The female dormitory is out-of-bounds for all male students,
and the male dormitory to the female students.
Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time.
The second time you will be fined $60.
A third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?"
A male student inquired, "How much for a season pass?".
(Teacher was telling the students about unitary method.)
Teacher: Students,
if 1 man can do a work in 6 days,
6 men can do the same work in 1 day.
Did you understand?
Student : Yes, if 1 boat crosses the ocean in six days,
6 boats cross the ocean in one day.
Mother: What did you learn in school today
Son: How to write.
Mother: What did you write?
Son: I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read yet!
