Teacher: Agar tum ek jungle mein ho aur waha sher aa jaaye to tum kya karoge?
Pappu: Sir, main ped par chadh jaunga
Teacher: Agar wo waha bhi aa jaye to
Pappu: To main paani mein kood jaunga
Teacher: Aur agar woh paani min bhi aa jaaye to?
Pappu: Master ji, Pehle aap yeh batao ki aap sher ke rishtedaar ho kya jo aapki uski side liye jaa rahe ho…
Wife: Chalo na, Aaj sunday hai, Kahi bahar chalte hain… aur drive main karungi
Husband: Ooh! Matlab jayenge car mein, aur aayenge akhbaar mein!!
Biwi ko samjhna matlab:
32 GB ka koi ek Video
2G network par download karna..
aur 31.95 GB download
hone ke baad….
Aakhir mein error dikhnaa!!!
means…. Impossible!!!
Bhari Sardi mein Biwi Bathroom Se Naha Ke Nikli To Uska Pati Use Ghoor Raha Tha!
Biwi Romantic Hokar Boli: Kya Iraada Hai?
Pati Ne 2 Thappad Maare aur Bola “Mere Garam Pani Se Kyu Nahayi”
Apna Baccha roye, toh dil me dard hota hai.
Aur doosre ka roye, toh sir me!
Apni Biwi roye, toh sir me dard hota hai.
Aur doosre ki roye, toh dil me!
Sab prabhu ki maya hai!
Pandit ka Tota (parrot) roz 1 admi ko dekhta or bolta,
“aur kameene”!!
Us admi ne pandit se shikayat ki to pandit ne tote to danta…
Agle din jab vo admi tote ke karib se guzra to tota kuch na bola…
thoda aage jake us admi ne mud ke dekha to tota haste hue bola..
“SAMAJH TO TU GAYA HI HOGA”!!
