Bhikhari: Kuchh Khane ko do baba
Aadmi: Tamatar Khao
Bhikhari: Roti hi de do baba
Aadmi: Tamatar Khao
Bhikhari: Laao, Tamatar hi Khila do
Aadmi ki Patni: Yeh totle hain, Keh Rahe hain… Kamakar Khao!!
Boy: Mere sath chalogi?
Girl: Kaha?
Boy: Jaha Tum Kaho…
Girl: Ok! Police station Chalte hain…
Boy: Lo batao!! Ab banda apni Behen se mazaak bhi nahin kar sakta!!
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Me: पर मैं तो Like के साथ साथ
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She: मर जा, कुत्ते कमीने
A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a Sardarni painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket.
Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.
She showed him the instructions on the tin and said, “For best results put on two coats.”
Pandit ka Tota (parrot) roz 1 admi ko dekhta or bolta,
“aur kameene”!!
Us admi ne pandit se shikayat ki to pandit ne tote to danta…
Agle din jab vo admi tote ke karib se guzra to tota kuch na bola…
thoda aage jake us admi ne mud ke dekha to tota haste hue bola..
“SAMAJH TO TU GAYA HI HOGA”!!
ati: Priye, Kya tum mere sath Yoga Class chalna pasand karogi?
Patni: Tum kehna kya chahte ho, main kya moti ho gayi hoon?
Pati: Koi baat nahin, Ichcha nahi hai to mat chalo.
Patni: Matlab main aalsi hoon?
Pati: Arey tum gussa kyun kar rahi ho?
Patni: Matlab main hamesha jhagadti hoon!
Pati: arey maine aisa kab bola?
Patni: Matlab ki main jhoothi hoon!
Pati: achcha baba, Main nahin jaata hoon!
Patni: Main sab samajthi hoon, Darasal, tum le jana hi nahin chahte the…
Pati ne chup rehne mein bhalaayi samjhi aur phir so gaya!
